Welcome to my Diamondbacks Pitchers Page!

This page will be fairly strange. It will soon include links to Brian Anderson, who's my current lust object (and not that bad a pitcher either), and Todd Stottlemyre, who is my rotator cuff's new hero (and also the official mascot of the year of "Hello, I'm an IDIOT!")

It will also be the official headquarters of "Runs For Randy Johnson," yet another Emily-run non-profit organization dedicated to forcing the D-Backs to score more runs for their perennial Cy Young candidate. Donations will be accepted, including donations to get the Big Unit plastic surgery.

The Brian Anderson Fetish Page

This page last updated at 12:40 a.m. Arizona time October 19, 1999.