There are two main differences between them...for one thing, Brian can wear a goatee well and Jaret's looks like a dead animal. I think the other is something about being a good pitcher. Anyway, after about 4 straight Wednesday night D-Backs games in which Brian started, I decided the man is a sex god! Too bad he's married.
Obviously, Brian's my new favorite NL player, and for that reason I think I want a D-backs hat.
The above is a very bad picture of Brian hugging Sandy Alomar after game 4 of the '97 World Series, a game where he relieved Jaret.
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